Since I don't go to Clarkson anymore (and haven't for years, actually), I decided to create a new website for my "articles": voraciousbunnies.com. Check it out.

Not that this matters anymore, but no one bothered to add this so I will.



The highly-acclaimed finale/origins story to the Fall Break series, starring Kevin, famed Clarkson alumni.

Apparently the art of making fun of Clarkson isn't lost on its current students.



In other news, The Knight has received over two e-mail fan letters since our uneventful graduation last year. While we love the attention, this site is sadly as dead as disco. Unless that rap guy wants to start The Knight up again. That would be fun... huh? yeah?



For those of you still with us.



Well, I assume you've heard about the recent writer's strike that has affected much of America, and we here at The Knight would like to tell you about how we actually started it. You may notice that there hasn't been a new article in over 2 months, this is because our writers have gone on strike, demanding higher wages because they feel that their articles are the main attraction of The Knight.

Our writers set the trend for writer's around the globe who followed in their steps and quit their writing positions. As our financial records would show you, we here at the knight feel that our actors deserve most of the credit for The Knight's success and give all of our net profits to the star of the Fall Break series.

Since profits have been in the toilet since our writer's have gone on strike, we can't afford to pay anyone anything ever again. This only goes to show that history repeats itself and The Knight will always suffer money problems, ending in a collapse.

We regret to conclude that The Knight will no longer be featuring "funny fake advertisements" but will now have real ones, likely dirty and vulgar ones. And ones that flash constantly and give you seizures. This will take place as soon as we find someone willing to buy our advertisement space.



Thank you, Clarkson Internet Connection, because without you I wouldn't know how dial up users feel every single day. I feel like this whole experience has made me more sensitive, and a more caring individual for those less fortunate than me-- and when I finally do leave this University and can enjoy cable internet with speeds reaching 15mbps down for each user, I can still hold a place in my heart for those still suffering with dial up, or the even slower Clarkson internet. I feel for you, NetZero users, I truly do.