The following are shocking club flyers that were approved and funded by CUSA for the 2004-2005 academic year. Note this shocking fact, as well: we here at The Knight can?t even afford to buy our own underwear. (We rely on handouts).



The Readin? Klub concentrates on difficult works like Babar, The Tickle Book, and the Clarkson Integrator. Look for hot topics with guest speakers each week. Next week, join the Readin' Klub for an acclaimed look at "The Alphabet".



The KKK Club gained 50 members within a week before anyone figured out that they were in the KKK and not some kind of free pizza buffet. Ten members left indignantly, but the rest couldn?t be bothered to stop filling their gaping maws.



Sponsored by the Physics Department and ARAMARK Managed Services, The Satanists Club was actually founded by breakout actor/director Kevin Saccoccia of ?Fall Break? and ?Fall Break 2? fame. Unfortunately, the club collapsed under his massive girth.

These failed clubs will live on as integral stepping stones in Clarkson?s storied history. Here, they will be remembered forever.