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Peoplesoft Guide
Many students complain about the PeopleSoft Self-Service that Clarkson uses. The Knight has discovered a top secret document that can help.
Peoplesoft Guide
A Guide to Using Peoplesoft


The Peoplesoft web application features a way to fuck up your class schedule 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It uses a super secure PHP interface to ensure top level security for its clients. In fact, Peoplesoft's interface is so secure that it prevents your web browser from performing any basic functions. For example: pressing your browser's back button crashes the program and locks the user out. This flow chart will help you get the most of the pain and suffering out of your Peoplesoft experience.

First, start by finding Peoplesoft at the clarkson.edu website. This should be easy unless the webpage has been redesigned. If this is the case begin by randomly clicking each pixel of your screen until you arrive at the login screen. Click student or faculty self help accordingly. Employees of campus safety, Aramark, and OIT may login via the "Shitweasel" login page. (See finding hidden pages for more on that.) Once you are in Peoplesoft use the following flow chart to sign up for classes.

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